Cobra Commander: Correction: *They* will have to answer to *ME*.Heavy Duty as seen in the DiC G.I. Joe Colton: Hoo-rah.įrench Leader: You will have to answer for this. Joe Colton: It idles a little rough in neutral. Roadblock: You know we'd make a hell of a team. Roadblock: Where can we find you, general? Joe Colton: Just need my orders. Flint: Did it work? Lady Jaye: He died before I got the chance.įirefly: That was for the tax high. Spent the next seven years trying to outrank him so he'd have to salute me. He said he didn't want to put his life in the hands of a woman. Lady Jaye: He didn't believe in female soldiers. Flint: Well he must be really proud of you then. Flint: Why? Lady Jaye: Third generation military. Flint: What are you talking about? Lady Jaye: You wouldn't believe it. Apparently, America wants someone who looks like you but acts like me. Your approval ratings climbed nine points. President: I bet that endears you to the people. Do you know my favorite bit? I get to blow stuff up. My new secret service they want to burn the constitution. Zartan: You know, they say this is a thankless job. Roadblock: Snake Eyes, how's all of that sound? Roadblock: You love my panties? Captain Duke Hauser: Are you going to shut up? Roadblock: What does that mean? Captain Duke Hauser: Alright, ok, I'm just saying. Roadblock: That's an interesting choice of a joke. Captain Duke Hauser: You love my panties. Roadblock: My first drop, I popped a live round into my mouth. Joe Colton: Call me Joe.Ĭaptain Duke Hauser: Drive it like you stole it! Roadblock: As your good friend, you need a new catchphrase.Ĭaptain Duke Hauser: Anyone ever tell you, you fight ugly? Roadblock: Not from their backs they don't. Are you alright? Joe Colton: My cholesterol's a little high.įlint: We have to assume that there's no one we could trust. than most people do all day.ĭialogue Joe Colton: You alright? Lady Jaye: Yeah. Making more things go boom before 9 am.It's the face all those pretty little Joes had in the desert when I lit them all up like fireworks! The one where you realize today's the day. Well how come when the general says it, it sounds crazy?.You've got to get that defector and get the hell out of there. Is this where I ask you what you have planned?.I'll take 2 boxes of Thin Mints and a box of Chuckle Lucks.It's not like I don't hear what you're saying.They didn't say anything about re-enlisting. DOD says I can't come out of retirement.Firefly - good to see we're not running low on crazy.On my orders, the covert special forces unit, codenamed Cobra, terminated with extreme prejudice Joe command, facilities, personnel.Why does anyone want to be president? Everybody wants to rule the world.Well the good news is no global warming summit next month.So if we're fighting uphill, we take the hill. Then when the Joes came recruiting to the hood, I'd already beaten down half of it. Until one winter, I grew eight inches, gained sixty pounds, punched a guy so hard he couldn't move his arm to tap out. They whooped my skinny ass so much I started to enjoy it. Guys would line up outside that door to fight me. I was bounced around from home to home until this. I came here when I was fourteen, with a life expectancy of thirteen.But if I shall before I wake, I'd accept my fate." In the immortal words of Jay-Z: "Whatever deity may guide my life, dear lord don't let me die tonight.Let's move! The world ain't saving itself !.
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